A bearded man in a torn red sweater lying down, hands behind his head, grinning zzz
Launching on Pons · tap his stuff to let it go

$NOTHINGown nothing. hold $NOTHING. be happy.

The only coin whose mascot has already made it. No house, no car, no shoes — just vibes and a bag of $NOTHING.

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Possessions8
Net worth$1.2M
Vibe12%
Net worth $1,247,650.00
Stage 01 / 05
Peak consumer

Eight things he owns. Eight things that own him. Scroll to cut the strings.

the tek

The Floor.
Lie down.
Get paid.

Put your $NOTHING on The Floor and lie there for free. Every time someone gets up, they pay a 10% exit fee. 80% of it stays on the floor for everyone still lying down. 20% is burned forever. The ones who stay chill get richer from the ones who don't.

Someone gets up10% fee

charged on whatever they take off the floor

split
80% · to holdersStays on the floor

every share still lying down is worth more. no claiming, no staking loops

20% · burnedGone to 0x…dEaD

supply only goes one way

Let go: anyone can donate $NOTHING to The Floor: half burned, half to everyone lying down, and it raises your Zen score.  ·  No admin keys: fees and rules are fixed at deploy; nobody can change them or pull funds.

Floor Feeder UNISWAP V4 HOOK

Our $NOTHING/ETH pool on Uniswap v4 runs a hook: every swap pays 1% in $NOTHING, and the hook drops it straight onto The Floor. Half burned, half to everyone lying down. Every trade in this pool, including every arb against the main pool, feeds the floor.

Fed by the hook—
trade the floor pool

Every swap
feeds the floor

Buy or sell $NOTHING in the hooked Uniswap v4 pool. 1% of the $NOTHING side of every trade goes straight to The Floor, half to holders lying down and half burned.

Robinhood Chain Testnet · v4 test router
Slippage
You payBalance —
ΞETH
You receive (estimate)Balance —
0.0 ∅NOTHING
Price—
Fed to The Floor—
Price impact—
Minimum received—

What lying down pays

Rough estimate. Real results depend on how many people get up.

You earn per week, for doing nothing +80,000 $NOTHING and 400,000 $NOTHING burned from supply

The Floor

opens at launch
On the floor—
Shared to holders—
Burned—
You're lying on—
Get up now → you get—
Your zen—
Connect a wallet on Robinhood Chain to use The Floor.
the tek, explained

Get paid for
lying still

The meme is own nothing and be happy. The tek makes it literal: you get paid for lying still, and the people who can't sit still pay you. Two pieces make it work.

Part 01 · the vault

The Floor

Holders put their $NOTHING on The Floor and leave it there.

  • Lie downDeposit. Free.
  • Get upWithdraw. Costs 10%: 8% stays for everyone still lying down, 2% is burned forever.
  • Let goDonate $NOTHING: half burned, half to holders. Raises your Zen score.
No claiming. You hold shares of The Floor. Fees stay inside, so every share is worth more $NOTHING each time someone gets up, lets go or trades the hooked pool.

worked example

Before · 1,000,000 on The Floor
YOUHOLDERS 700KPAPER 200K

The paper hand gets up with 200K: walks away with 180K, pays 20K. 16K stays, 4K burns.

Their 200K, split
LEAVES WITH 180K16K
100K → 102K+2% for everyone who stayed. You did nothing.
Part 02 · uniswap v4 hook

Floor Feeder

A second income stream for The Floor, straight from trading.

  • The poolOur own $NOTHING/ETH pool on Uniswap v4, with a hook that runs on every swap.
  • The fee1% of every swap, always taken in $NOTHING, sent straight to The Floor as a let go.
  • The splitHalf burned, half to holders lying down.
Arbitrage adds volume. When our pool's price drifts from other pools, bots trade the gap. Every one of those trades pays The Floor too.

worked example

A buy worth 1,000,000 $NOTHING
TRADER GETS 990,000

The hook keeps 10,000 (1%) and drops it on The Floor.

Where the 10,000 goes
5,000 → HOLDERS5,000 BURNED 🔥
Every swappays the people lying down, and shrinks the supply.
Swaps in our v4 pool1% fee
Holders getting up10% fee
Anyone letting goany amount
everything lands onThe Floor
to holders lying downtheir shares grow
burned foreversupply heads to zero 🔥

Lie down on The Floor and get paid every time someone gets up or trades. Every fee pays the holders lying down or burns supply. The supply only goes one way: toward nothing.

the game

The Last Nap

Lie down as many men as you want. When entries close, every hour a random 10% of the men still lying down die and their stake goes to the pot. The last man lying down takes the whole pot.

~$20 per man, fixed each round 24h to get in, then it locks Every hour: 10% die (at least 1) Stand up any time except mid-kill: 80% back, 20% to the pot Last one lying: takes it all
Round —Opens at launch 
The pot—
Lying down—
💀 Killed—
🚶 Stood up—
Per man—
LAST MAN LYING

The floor

Every man in this round.

🛌 lying down● yours💀 killed🚶 stood up
No round running yet.

Graveyard

Nobody has died yet.

Lie down

How many men? Each one costs the round's fixed entry.

men
Cost—
Your $NOTHING—

Your men

Connect a wallet to see your men.

tokenomics

Zero is
the whole point

0%to the people
Total supply1,000,000,000

One billion $NOTHING. Zero billion worries.

Paired withETH

On Robinhood Chain. Nothing, for something.

Team allocation0%

No team tokens. The whole supply launches on the Pons curve.

LaunchpadPons

Bonding curve on Robinhood Chain. Graduates to Uniswap v4.

Contractcoming soon
how to buy

The last
receipt you'll
ever need

Four line items stand between you and the floor-lying, ceiling-staring, barefoot life. After this, you're done shopping. Forever.

Ape into nothing

NOTHING MART

STORE #000 · CASHIER: NOBODY · Pons
01
Get a walletMetaMask, Rabby, any EVM wallet
$0.00
02
Bridge some ETHover to Robinhood Chain
$0.00
03
Buy $NOTHING on Ponspaste the CA, double-check it
$0.00
04
Lie down on The Floorearn every time someone gets up
$0.00
TOTAL POSSESSIONS0
HAPPINESSPRICELESS
no refunds. no regrets.
the anti-roadmap

Every phase
is less

PHASE 1

Launch

whitepaper
PHASE 2

The Floor opens

staking dashboards
PHASE 3

Memes. Only memes.

partnerships
PHASE ∞

Lie down. Stay down.

😎

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